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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Miley Cyrus

Posted by Kate at 9:21 PM No comments:

Labels: her shirt is purely medical, questionable revival of blogs of yore

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Your Face

Posted by Tory at 7:54 PM No comments:

Labels: or your mom's face

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Jewish Children with Dreidels

Posted by Tory at 4:08 PM No comments:

Labels: risky solutions, seasonal solutions, stock images are the best images

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Deli Sandwiches

Posted by Kate at 3:27 PM No comments:

Labels: hold the mayo, limited nutritional value, open or closed face

Basketball Holders

Posted by Kate at 3:21 PM 1 comment:

Labels: prevents rolling

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Angelic Presidents

Posted by Tory at 9:12 AM No comments:

Labels: risky solutions, stealth breast cancer awareness

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Airplanes

Posted by Kate at 4:29 PM No comments:

Labels: expect delays and horrible customer service, no liquids allowed, ways to get loved ones home

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Cute Dresses for Grumpy Sophisticates

Posted by Kate at 6:12 AM No comments:

Labels: I hope the wind doens't pick up, talk to the hand

Sunday, June 27, 2010

School Crossing Signs

Posted by Kate at 11:13 AM 1 comment:

Labels: for 2-dimensional money only, may or may not violate federal laws, Shreveport's finest

Wedding Dresses

Today's post brought to you by readers like you. (Er, like Shanaz, really.)

Posted by Kate at 8:05 AM 1 comment:

Labels: denoting virginity, floor-length, fun possibilities for the wedding night

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Sleeping Asian babies

Posted by Tory at 4:15 AM No comments:

Labels: questionable parenting, short-term solutions, why don't you dress your baby in Asian pajamas instead?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Gold-Plated Tissue Boxes

Posted by Kate at 2:16 PM No comments:

Labels: alternatives to handkerchief wallets, for ostentatious people with allergies

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Birthday Cakes that Look Like Wedding Cakes

Posted by Kate at 10:46 PM 1 comment:

Labels: semi-edible, subdued color schemes, wallets to subtly wish someone you care a lot about a happy birthday

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Thoughts of a Chimpanzee

Posted by Tory at 7:01 AM No comments:

Labels: fleeting solutions, rather abstract

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Pill Cases

Posted by Kate at 4:22 AM No comments:

Labels: never accept pills from strangers unless they are money, take four times daily, varying qualities of studio lighting

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Mistletoe

Posted by Kate at 12:25 AM 2 comments:

Labels: May lead to kissing bellhops, Seasonal, Watch your tophat

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Enthusiastic Jazz Musicians

Posted by Kate at 10:45 AM No comments:

Labels: Bill Clinton could do better, must soak reeds first, tiny person or huge bills or extreme depth of field

Large Martini Glasses

Posted by Kate at 10:25 AM No comments:

Labels: on the rocks, portion control bills, questionable judgement in background choice, you can never have enough ribbon

Trash Cans

Posted by Kate at 12:46 AM No comments:

Labels: also hold failed short stories and used tissues, possible medium-term solutions if you're a slob, short-term solutions

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Leather Couches with Spinning Wheels

Posted by Kate at 8:59 PM No comments:

Labels: large wallet-to-dollar ratio, reminiscent of Rapunzel, wallets you might want to sit on

Underwater Toes

Posted by Kate at 8:52 PM No comments:

Labels: ideal for foot fetishists, suspiciously water-resistant

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Romantic Gestures

Posted by Kate at 12:13 PM 1 comment:

Labels: better by the dozen, blossoming

Friday, May 14, 2010

Balls for Innovative Track Events Pioneered by Miniature Businessmen

Stay in your lane, business man in the back!

Posted by Tory at 8:59 AM No comments:

Labels: questionable shadows, solutions to dance about

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Gangsta Spongebob

Posted by Tory at 1:40 PM No comments:

Labels: absorbent, porous, risky solutions, yellow

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Nighttime Rainbows

Posted by Tory at 10:53 AM No comments:

Labels: improbable phenomena, nocturnal soluitons

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